Feelings feelings go away
Come again never.

Ahh…so that’s the reason for all the…

fffcuk:

a collection of my favorite posts from my ex boyfriend’s tumblr

I am too good for Twitter.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

I am really looking forward to the two weeks I will be in Ireland when I won’t be in contact with anyone except my family

I just want to stand in the auditorium at school and sing dramatic ballads and duets with people and let all my feelings out that would be nice

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

rupindre:

egg:

i need to get laid

Who did this

ssteampunkachu:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

holy shit that’s really rad

textsandscones:

what do you call tinkerbell while she is peeing?

tinklebell

I totally forgot that I saved the url totschlagen wow